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To: Moosejaw
Actually this satire is not too far different from some of the real things I've read from wacko feminists.
34 posted on 04/09/2002 3:08:14 PM PDT by driftless
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To: driftless
We all know feminazis don`t care about Women!

Why Patsy`s music is not bad for depressed women( or men).

When I`m depressed, country music tells me I need a drink.
Sounds good to me,so I have one.

Then it tells me to "put another nickle in the jukebox", so I do and I pick a song that talks about "pouring blended whiskey down".
That makes me thirsty, so I get a Jack and coke.

Eventually, following the instructions of many knowledgable country singers, I pass out.
When I wake up later, I am so sick I forget about why I was depressed.When I finally start feeling better, I`m so thankfull the hangover is going away,I can`t be depressed.

The moral of this is, if your depressed, listen to lots of country music.

36 posted on 04/09/2002 3:21:15 PM PDT by philetus
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