[Willie Green]

The last time I was in England the cost of a train ticket had soared and the condition of the subway system was critical- overcrowded with service interruptions due to strikes.

The Brits are also notorious for driving on the wrong side of the road.

One of the joys of being American is that we're independent of Britain and capable of doing things our own way (better).
This includes mass-transportation.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

The Brits are also notorious for driving on the wrong side of the road.

They also used to be a powerful country - while driving on the left side of the road. It's the socialism that's brought her to her current state.