[Grampa Dave]

Actually I think that knee pads for the ladies and a copy of the Whitewater data for the guys.

I understand the ChiComs will pay for the wedding and will send over 1,000,000 soldiers, er volunteers to help in setting up the revolution er wedding.

Arafatty and his bride will sing Old Palistinian Suicide Bomber songs for the music.

[codebreaker]

Can we get a deal on the Starr Report or 'Leaves of Grass' in paperback?

We may need both!!

[Miss Marple]

People that I think will be invited in order to get maximum publicity:

Madonna
Russell Crowe
Rosie O'Donnell and "friend"
Peter Jennings
Julia Roberts
Barbra Streisand (not invited to reception...ha!)
Rudy Guiliani (hope he's on an overseas trip)
Gray Davis (need those California votes)
Paul McCartney
Duchess of York
Oprah Winfrey

Care to add to the guest list? I think I am spot on.

[Freedom'sWorthIt]

"I understand the ChiComs will pay for the wedding and will send over 1,000,000 soldiers, er volunteers to help in setting up the revolution er wedding.

Arafatty and his bride will sing Old Palistinian Suicide Bomber songs for the music."

You are good, you know that?

Yes, I saw about the ultra rich ultra leftist parents of the groom to be. Future governor of California and / or Senator(s) no doubt.

Well - let them enjoy the fun while they can. One day when the world finds out all the crimes of their Mafia Don parents - there will be time only for hiding in shame and disgrace. I know this does not seem likely - but it is. Truth will win out - one day.