Clinton Daughter to Announce Wedding Engagement in June

San Francisco Examiner ^ | Week of April 4, 2002 | P.J. Corkery

[codebreaker]

Daddy Bill Clinton took his daughter and her beau, the pride of Belvedere Ca., Ian Klaus, around the new Tate Modern Art Gallery in London last week.

Says a conviently placed Londoner to a London paper, 'President Clinton seemed comfortable with Ian and glad that his daughter found a decent man.'

The trio toured the galleries with the rest of the public, but with a security detail of 12

Bubba bought drinks for the young couple.

Chelsea and Ian, who met at a rally of students at Oxford post-9/11, are expected to announce their engagement by June

In case you are wondering, Klaus's parents, the eminent and respectable Robin and Patricia of Belvedere, are both longtime Democrats.

[sweetliberty]

"This must be the trial balloon for the pollsters."

The one who makes the biggest contribution to Hillary/Bill/Al/DNC gets to host the reception.

[sweetliberty]

"Having 42 as a father-in-law."

Having him groping his grandaughters. OMG! They could actually reproduce!!

[weegee]

It's "unconventional", but the wedding couple may be best suited wearing something like this (Can the bride wear white? Plus this would give her the opportunity to wear the pants in the family, much as momma does).

[codebreaker]

Not real brides, just models of the 'Ozarks Collection' for Chelsea..

[sweetliberty]

"How the hell would that degenerate know what a decent man is?"

You forget. Clinton has his own definitions.

D - demonRAT
E - easily controlled
C - complicit
E - evasive
N - narcisisstic
T - tawdry

[mountaineer]

Hey, how did the peepster (aka ChrisM., etc.) manage to get himself "no current freepered"?

[jslade]

Ian and Chelsea CAN'T have children. The Klinton/Rodham lineage must, for God's sake, must be broken. The gene pool can't take it.

[texasbluebell]

Hey, how did the peepster (aka ChrisM., etc.) manage to get himself "no current freepered"?

Interesting! He's just disappeared!

[texasbluebell]

Lovely gown for chels! LOL!

[Howlin]

I didn't have a thing to do with that!

[mountaineer]

don't worry, he'll be back soon under his fifth (count 'em, fifth) screen name. Someone has to defend his lady love's honor, after all.

[texasbluebell]

Chels might need some help with her bridal gown decisions, after all, mom is just too busy working for the chil'run.

[MotleyGirl70]

Can we think of some engagement gifts for the happy couple?

How about a paper shredder from Office Depot?

[mountaineer]

Me either! At least this time he refrained from sending poison pen letters via freep mail (to me, at least).

[mountaineer]

I want a boy just like the boy that married dear ol' Mom.

[Howlin]

The happy couple!

Whoops........wrong couple!

[Howlin]

hahaha........like minds!

Toooooo touchy!

[Howlin]

I'm sure Mama will steal her one from the government! With a nice Senate seal on it!

[pankot]

A horse feedbag for Chelsea.

[Political Junkie Too]

Where will they be registered, at the Smithsonian, the Louvre, or the V&A?

-PJ