[Buckeroo]

Our government sucks about 50% of your hard earned money to fight wars that you rally around because of the liberal media causation effort to thwart your rights and liberties.

No wonder America is dead. You are at the forefront of killing us.

[wimpycat]

No wonder America is dead. You are at the forefront of killing us.

Geez Louise, if people like you had been in charge of the Revolution, there wouldn't even BE a United States. What does it mean to you to be an American anyway? Are you one of those white-supremacist, separatist militiamen?

[rintense]

No wonder America is dead. You are at the forefront of killing us.

And just what are YOU doing to save us?