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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Here I am! Come and get me, goat breath!
2 posted on
04/05/2002 2:43:15 PM PST by
Howie66
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Nice try. Anyone who trys to capture an american soldier will end up like swiss cheese. I can see them trying to go for more journalists though...
Everyone overseas be careful just the same.
3 posted on
04/05/2002 2:47:15 PM PST by
Mixer
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
I am sending Jessie Jackson. When can I collect my $100,000?
4 posted on
04/05/2002 2:48:02 PM PST by
NorseWood
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
I'll have to sleep with one eye open for a bit.
6 posted on
04/05/2002 2:51:37 PM PST by
jwalsh07
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
In what currency will this despicable ransom be delivered?
Rhetorical question. The body may be delivered, but the ransom won't.
8 posted on
04/05/2002 3:01:37 PM PST by
Fizzie
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Execute Jonny Jihad, and sell his body to Afghanistan.
9 posted on
04/05/2002 3:03:11 PM PST by
coloradan
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Would that Bill Krinton would volunteer?
11 posted on
04/05/2002 3:12:27 PM PST by
lawdude
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Villagers to Taliban: We've captured an alive American; Where/When do you want him?
Taliban to Villagers: 3rd Mud hut on the left, next to the goat barn: high noon
Villagers to US Army: See above...Send in DaisyCutter.
12 posted on
04/05/2002 3:38:28 PM PST by
Drango
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
USA Offers FREE Room & Board -- Inn the Radhead Hilton at Gitmo, Cuba. You're guaranteed Humane Treatment. Free to Express yourself! No - Loss of Limb! 3 Meals with Snacks! The best health care on Earth - discomfort cured (must be in heaven)! Observance of Faith! One Koran printed on fine Virgin long fiber paper (Better then even anything in Pakistan or Iran)! Misbehave - but not be abused! Life will be Great - Allah is just - even over the Infidels.
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