So what say you closet anarchists, er...*cough cough*..I mean..Libertarians? :)
We need warning labels on petrol containers.
We need petrol containers with "smart spouts" that will only open when a microwave transmitter receives a signal from the combustable engine.(Of course only these can only be purchased at Bentley's Storage, in Essex.)
We need to make it illegal to use any other storage container.
We need to make sure the warning label on the container is written in five languages.
We need to make sure the clerk asks the buyer if they can read the warning label, if not a reader will be provided for them.
We need to make sure all matches and lighters have warnings that they will ignite petroleum products and that igniting such products is illegal.
We need to have warning labels on prescriptions that will list "self combustion" as a possible side effect.
We need to make suicide illegal and procecute it to the fullest extent of the law.
We need a PSA warning that petroleum products burn and if applied to your skin and ignited may cause 95 degree burns.
We need to lock up mum for violating 25 different civl and criminal statutes.
...Or you can just put an additive in the petrol that will not let it burn.