[wideawake]

Advocating caprine abstinence is unrealistic. We all know that teenagers are just going to go ahead and sodomize goats anyway, no matter what we tell them.

[malakhi]

Advocating caprine abstinence is unrealistic. We all know that teenagers are just going to go ahead and sodomize goats anyway, no matter what we tell them.

You fail to go far enough. Clearly is is the responsibility of our public education system to teach safe goat luvin'. Furthermore, there should be a government program to provide goats to the underprivileged who cannot afford one.

[Phantom Lord]

We all know that teenagers are just going to go ahead and sodomize goats anyway, no matter what we tell them.

I blame christian right wing extremists and the "abstinence only" sex education they have forced upon our schools