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Internet Spoof, Soon Denied, Hits Canadian Dollar
Yahoo! (reuters) ^ | April 1, 2002

Posted on 04/01/2002 1:18:38 PM PST by RippleFire

Internet Spoof, Soon Denied, Hits Canadian Dollar
Mon Apr 1,10:53 AM ET

TORONTO (Reuters) - An April Fool's Day internet report that Canadian Finance Minister Paul Martin would quit his job to breed Charolais cows and "handsome fawn runner ducks" sent the Canadian dollar lower on Monday, as the market grabbed at the straw of anything that might resemble news.

Author Pierre Bourque, who flagged the spoof report on his political gossip Web site bourque.org, said he was baffled by the reaction. "It is April 1, after all," he told Reuters. "The ducks were the tell-tale sign."

A laughing official at Martin's office declined, as always, to comment on market rumors. But asked if there was any indication that the story might be true, the official said firmly, "No."

The report included hyperlinks to sites with pictures of white Charolais cows and large brown-and-white ducks. It said Martin was getting ready to show his livestock at a country fair in Havelock, a town in Quebec with 811 people.

On a supposedly serious note it said the Bank of Canada was getting ready to intervene to defend the dollar, which slipped on the report to a one-month low of C$1.6024 to the U.S. dollar, or 62.41 U.S. cents, down sharply from C$1.5942 to the U.S. dollar, or 62.73 U.S. cents, at the previous close.

"While no one has any reason to believe the rumor, the story has a lot of credibility given Martin's continued problems in claiming any high ground -- versus (Prime Minister Jean) Chretien -- within the Liberal Party," said David Ebata, managing analyst at Thomson IFR in Boston.

The currency later recovered to around C$1.60 to the U.S. dollar.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Canada; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: april1


1 posted on 04/01/2002 1:18:38 PM PST by RippleFire
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To: coteblanche
No offense, but how f'ing stupid can people get. :o)
2 posted on 04/01/2002 1:21:06 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: RippleFire
Do you think he would have to put up a 'moose proof' fence to protect the cows and running ducks?
3 posted on 04/01/2002 1:25:05 PM PST by steveo
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To: Lazamataz
Canadians can be that stupid, after all most of the Canadians here hold Stockwell Day, Canada's answer to Sore Loserman as a Christ figure
4 posted on 04/01/2002 1:27:29 PM PST by ContentiousObjector
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To: coteblanche
I suppose that is the reason the Canadian Alliance membership threw him out into the street in a landslide for Harper?,

The guy was a superficial loser, be thankful he is gone.
With Stephen Harper in charge you guys just might accomplish something other than embarassing yourselves.

The only person in the Alliance who I can imagine might have been a worse leader was Jason Kennedy, who was my MP when I lived in Calgary, he is a weird guy who goes around telling people he is a virgin

7 posted on 04/01/2002 2:23:53 PM PST by ContentiousObjector
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To: coteblanche
how is it the Canadian Alliance will fall apart with Harper, as I understand it had Stockwell been re-elected half the caucus was ready to join the democrats or democratic caucus or whatever they call themselves.

since Harper was elected no congressmen have bolted to the democrats

explain it to me, how is the Alliance worse off with Harper?

9 posted on 04/01/2002 2:39:54 PM PST by ContentiousObjector
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To: ContentiousObjector
"...Stockwell Day, Canada's answer to Sore Loserman as a Christ figure"

Just curious as to why you're so down on Stockwell Day?
Admittedly, I know nothing about Harper, but I do know that Day is as close to a Reagan-Conservative as I've ever known to be in Canadian politics.

11 posted on 04/01/2002 7:47:33 PM PST by jla
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To: jla
Because I plan on returning to Canada at some point, and I don't really like the idea of a 117 yearold Jean Chretien ruling the country whilst floating in formaldehyde.

Stockwell Day is unelectable, he has no credibility outside a very small circle of supporters, his leadership was a disaster. The Canadian Alliance is lucky to be alive.

Stephen Harper, is an economist, reasonably bright and he has credibility outside the Christian right, I don't think the liberals mock him like a circus sideshow.

12 posted on 04/02/2002 11:01:10 AM PST by ContentiousObjector
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To: ContentiousObjector
I don't think the liberals mock him like a circus sideshow

Yeah, they treated Mr. Reagan like that too.
But the voting public trumped the media.

13 posted on 04/02/2002 2:51:06 PM PST by jla
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To: jla
Stockwell Day already had his chance with the voting public, The Liberals returned to Ottawa with the largest majority government in Canadian history.

The Canadian Alliance picked up two seats in Ontario, that is 2 seats of 101, and if that isn't pathetic enough, they lost what could be consitered their safest electoral seat in the country, in the heart of Calgary to Joe Clark, who was prime minister ever so breifly, (like less than a year)who has the dubious honor of being an even bigger loser than Stockwell Day

Canadian Conservatives seem to have a iron clad commitment to failure. They pick the biggest losers you could imagine to carry their banner, but most of the time they are to busy beating each other with tire irons to actually rally behind their leaders.

Most Canadian conservatives just hold their noses and support the Liberal they find the least revolting, if you want a Canadian political to watch, have a look at John Manley, he is the Canadian secretary of state. From what I hear he is a pretty good guy.

14 posted on 04/02/2002 6:36:52 PM PST by ContentiousObjector
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