[Dan from Michigan]

My key words say it all......

[Barry Goldwater]

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist subversion and the International Communist Conspiracy to sap and impurify all my precious bodily fluids.

[Freedom2specul8]

Brat!! LOL

[Freemyland]

Tis is a perfect April Fools post. At the beginning it read like it was serious, but by the time I got to the end, I realized I had been had. Perfect.

[ASA Vet]

Well Dan you had me going for a couple minutes.
Sheesh, next thing ya know I'll fall for the fake spider on my shoulder.

[zarf]

See ya when you come back.

[Reborn]

LOL, the first April Fool's joke I've seen today! (Not counting a pic of Slick that I saw on a news site elsewhere.) Thanks for the laugh!

[RamsNo1]

April 1st or not, please don't leave this site. There are a few independent people left.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

I quit not too long ago too, but I'm back. It's prolly best to take a break. There are definately a huge number of people on FR (especially the ones who hang around the Bush pics threads) who make the Klinton Kool-Aid Brigade^TM look like amateurs...It really is pretty pathetic.

Just think, when you sign on again you can choose a catchy new name to fit the times. :)

[cksharks]

ooppps I forgot the happy face LOL ;-)))

[EggsAckley]

This is better than "Guess what, honey, I'm pregnant!"

[firebrand]

Read it, believed it, looked at poster name, screamed, read responses, breathed sigh of relief . . .

[curmudgeonII]

You had me worried there for a minute, buddy.

[RightOnline]

Most excellent. I'm going to see just how many "get it". :)

Um............Happy.........um........April First to you, too. :)

[NeoCaveman]

Dan, An opus as a April Fools Joke, good going.

[KC_Conspirator]

Knowing that this is an April Fools Opus, I will tell you "Don't let the reply button hit you on your a$$ on the way out". See you tommorrow Dan. ;-)

[spectre]

What do you mean I can't talk about the Bilderbergers and the NWO anymore?!!! Oh nooooooooo.

Can we still post about the Chem-trails????

:~) sw

[MeekOneGOP]

My key words say it all......

LOL! Ya had me goin' fer a minute! "April Fools!"
and i was ready for a good ol' "don't let the door hit ya
in the A** on the way out" post, too! lol!

[EternalHope]

It's time for me to go, and move on.

Guess now we'll save a little on the tinfoil...

[cantfindagoodscreenname]

My key words say it all.....

Now, where did those key words go? They used to be right next to the title. It took me TEN seconds--TEN seconds, I tell you, to find the key words in their new location. I've had it with this new format and I'm leaving with you, Dan.

[codebreaker]

Breaking news opus!