MAN WITH "GLOW IN THE DARK BALLS" IS ARRESTED

KFI news, Los Angeles ^ | 4-1-02 | Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

NOTE: THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT, AN APRIL FOOLS STORY

A man with glow in the dark balls was arrested today by the Secret Service. He was playing golf on a course with his glowing balls where Dick Cheney will be (I think today).

The guy had night vision glasses. Apparently, he does this all the time because he can't afford green fees.

[mgc1122]

Don't you just hate it when the world gets a look at your glowing balls ... on the golf course. LOL!

[tet68]

What's round, furry, and glows in the dark?
Ans.Your b*lls when you sit too close to the color TV.

[Steve0113]

he does this all the time because he can't afford green fees.

He can afford a set of golf clubs but he can't afford green fees? Uh huh.

[Fred Mertz]

He can't afford green fees, but he owns night vision goggles?? Give me a break.

[cajungirl]

Glow little glowworm, glimmer, glimmer,,anyone remember that oldie? And BTW how much do night vision goggles cost, I wouldn't mind a pair.

[JoeSixPack1]

Which is more expensive?

1. Glowing Balls
2. Greens fees
3. Night vision Goggles
4. An explanation to your cellmate?

[EggsAckley]

He can afford a set of golf clubs but he can't afford green fees? Uh huh.

Yeah, and he can even afford night vision glasses....

[Enterprise]

Sounds like a cheap porn flick. Starring Bill Clinton and Monica with her glow in the dark tongue.

[dalereed]

I haven't got time to hunt it up and post it now but the entire story was in the San Diego Union Tribune yesterday, it was at a local pricey club in Carlsbad.

[Steve0113]

Starring Bill Clinton and Monica with her glow in the dark tongue.

I really didn't need that visual. Goodbye, breakfast.

[Quilla]

I bought my husband a pair of Russian made night vision binoculars about 4 years ago for $400. However, I believe you can purchase a night vision monocular for around $200.

[Cagey]

Buddy Lives!

[Neets]

I swear you have some sortta secret stash of relevant gifs in your hard drive dont' you???? LOL.

[Crowcreek]

LOL! ;)

[Marine Inspector]

If the balls glow in the dark, why does he need night vision goggles?

[TADSLOS]

If the balls glow in the dark, why does he need night vision goggles?

To watch for the telltale splash of his glowing balls hitting the water hazards.

[Iscool]

The important question is: where can a fella get a few of these glowing balls???

[TRY ONE]

Recently a young golfer dropped off his clothes at the local dry cleaners. When he threw the pile of clothes on the counter a tee fell out of one of his trousers.

The check-in lady asked politely, "what is this".

He said this is what I put my balls on when I'm driving.

She responded, "you white boys have everything"......