DFU SONG: Calendar Girl (Arafat's suicide girls) 3-31-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CALENDAR GIRL

They're my suicide girls…my own suicide girls
I love, I love, my little suicide girls
They're my suicide girls
I love, I love, my little suicide girls
Each and every day of the year

January…I'm strapping on C-4
February…they are blowing out a door
March…they all are marching into town
April…they'll be blowing great big buildings down

They're known all over the world
I love, I love, I love my little suicide girls
Every day, every day of the year

May…from terror class they will graduate
June…with some Jews they're gonna meet their fate
July…they're not afraid to face their doom
August…they will surely make a big kaboom

They're known all over the world
I love, I love, I love my little suicide girls
Every day, every day of the year

September…fall is the time to make the terror spread
In October we will find more shoppers dead
November…none of my girls take Israeli crap
December…blow up Santa sitting on his lap

They're known all over the world
I love, I love, I love my little suicide girls
Every day, every day of the year

[doug from upland]

What kind of monster encourages young girls to kill themselves?

[goldstategop]

The kind who think its the embodiment of Arab womanhood. Although one has to wonder what reward a female suicide bomber gets in heaven? 70 undefiled hotties?

[brat]

It's frightening what brainwashing can do. He must have majored in the Third Reich.

[TLBSHOW]

Arafat!

[Richard Axtell]

Can you imagine, like... guts and everything all over the place. That would put me off my feed for a few hours.

[Piquaboy]

Some old chicks--t too afraid to do it theirself.

[doug from upland]

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