DFU SONG: Impossible Dream (Clinton sings -- it's all about me)3-31-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

It all has been just about me
Creating my own legacy
Make sure that your camera's in focus
Oh, look, I am on the TV

I don't care what right-wingers think
So what…I'm in need a shrink
I knew how to bamboozle sheeple
I loved that most wonderful sink

And….so…don't ever forget
Think of me while dreaming…and girls you'll get wet
I did what I must…often I had to lie
It's too bad that McDougal and Brown and poor Vince had to die

So folks, here's the way it should be
Please keep my photograph
And make sure at the moment of death
It's the last thing you see

Did I tell you that it's about me
Remind you, it's all about me
State clearly, so there's no confusion
It must always be about me

(musical interlude, and then)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Diogenesis]

[doug from upland]

Here's the absolutely sickening article --- IT'S ALL ABOUT ME (my title)

Amazing. He says there was nothing to the Paula Jones case. We need a word beyond "delusional."

[doug from upland]

Two of the most vile and delusional people on planet Earth.

[dutchess]

Boy you hit the nail on the head with this one!!! What an ego this man has! Thanks and have a blessed Easter.

P.S. I want to be the first to order your and Gonzo's DFU CD once it's out!!!!!

[doug from upland]

A blessed Easter to you and your family and the rest of the Christian FReepers. For our Jewish friends, I am so sorry there has been such great sadness during Passover. I wish that those Muslims of good will, with whom we really do share a number of values, will step up all over the world to condemn the violence which is done in the name of their religion. Let's pray that they will have the courage to do so, then maybe some of the hatred and violence could end.

I am really starting to get excited about the CD. Please pick some of your favorites. I hope it can raise some money for FR and add to the understanding (and mocking) of Clinton and the gang of conscienceless leftists who have done so much damage to our country.

[DeBug=int13]

 

 

The truest lyrics ever written, to date, about the Klintinoids.

 

 

 

And Happy Easter unto You and Yours, too.

 

 

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the comments and a glorious Easter to your family.

Just as the above are true about Sinkmaster, these really nail Hillary --- STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

[doug from upland]

Obligatory ping.

[capitan_refugio]

Doug, you are the "Weird Al" of FreeRepublic! (and I mean that in the best way, really!)

I always thought, in regard to Klinton, "I Me Mine" by George Harrison might be fodder for your genius. Just a thought. Keep up the good work.

[doug from upland]

Duh, I don't know that Harrison song.