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Tonya fan (Funny Page Six item about Bubba!!)
The New York Post ^ | March 31. 2002 | Richard Johnson

Posted on 03/31/2002 10:32:05 AM PST by COL. FLAGG

Bill Clinton wasn't rooting for his old nemesis Paula Jones when she squared off last month against ice-skater Tonya Harding. Newsweek's Jonathan Alter reports the former president remarked: "That Tonya Harding looks like a pretty tough cookie to me." Harding easily beat Jones, the former Arkansas civil servant who sued Clinton for sexual harassment. Newsweek also tells how Clinton called his trusted aide Julia Payne one night at 1 a.m. ranting and raving. "Sir," she interrupted, "have you been watching Fox [News Channel] again?


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fox; pagesix; x42
I bet Bubba has a soft spot for Tonya. She's kinda like the Hillary of ice-skaters.

Also nice to know that X42 can't resist watching FNC. I would pay money to see Bubba watching O'Reilly. LOL!!!

1 posted on 03/31/2002 10:32:05 AM PST by COL. FLAGG
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To: COL. FLAGG
Tonya was prosecuted for domestic violence for beating her boyfriend with a hubcab while she was drunk, but don't dare call her trailer trash.
2 posted on 03/31/2002 10:34:39 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: COL. FLAGG
Of course Bubba would favor Tonya, he probably has about 10 copies of her x-rated wedding night tape that he watches over and over.

He probably loaned a couple of them out to the likes of Condit and Kennedy as well so they can join in the fun.

3 posted on 03/31/2002 10:43:54 AM PST by Looking4Truth
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To: COL. FLAGG
He probably watches "Temptation Island," "Jerry Springer" and other such garbage with gusto, too. :)
4 posted on 03/31/2002 10:48:39 AM PST by Allegra
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To: COL. FLAGG
I bet Bubba has a soft spot for Tonya. She's kinda like the Hillary of ice-skaters.

Don't you mean a hard spot?

5 posted on 03/31/2002 10:50:58 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
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To: Allegra
He probably watches "Temptation Island," "Jerry Springer" and other such garbage with gusto, too. :)

Clinton did say one time that his favorite TV show was "American Gladiator".
BUT IT GOT CANCELLED - JUST LIKE HIM. LOL.

Yep, I reckon he'd a been a mighty fine dictator in Rome, right up there with Caligula and Nero.

6 posted on 03/31/2002 10:57:51 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: COL. FLAGG
I'd bet Tonya would be a mean-ass ashtray/lamp thrower.
7 posted on 03/31/2002 10:58:40 AM PST by GaltMeister
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To: Allegra
Oh yea, speaking of garbage on TV, tomorrow night the *new* Crossfire starts. It will feature two of X42's favorite flying monkeys, Carville and Begala, on the left of course. It should be both comical and revolting. Crossfire was a good show, although it has gone downhill in the last few years (Novak is only decent panelist they have left). Too bad, Crossfire RIP.
8 posted on 03/31/2002 11:01:03 AM PST by COL. FLAGG
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Oh yea, speaking of garbage on TV, tomorrow night the *new* Crossfire starts. It will feature two of X42's favorite flying monkeys, Carville and Begala,

While I have a "cast-iron stomach," I don't know if my digestive system can withstand those two at the same time. Especially since Crossfire comes on so close to dinner time. Throw Terry McAuliffe in the mix and you have a satanic version of "The Three Stooges."

9 posted on 03/31/2002 11:06:09 AM PST by Allegra
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To: COL. FLAGG
Bubba was'nt watching Fox news he was reading Free Republic!
11 posted on 03/31/2002 11:46:36 AM PST by linn37
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To: COL. FLAGG
Tonya's a babe!
12 posted on 03/31/2002 11:57:05 AM PST by Real Cynic No More
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To: COL. FLAGG
Ya...while watching the fight, he ran for the sink about every 5 minutes. Oh, that's all the fight lasted. Well, he yanked one for the zipper!
13 posted on 03/31/2002 1:09:30 PM PST by lawdude
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To: COL. FLAGG
I guess it's no surprise the white trash impeached ex-president would enjoy watching that boxing match and would be impressed by Tonya Harding. He never learned anything beyond his white trash upbringing.
14 posted on 03/31/2002 2:10:25 PM PST by FITZ
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To: Looking4Truth
Of course he's seen that tape!And Tonya Harding could probably kick his A__ in a heartbeat!I would like to see him put on the gloves against anyone-I would even PAY to see that happen.I bet he would do it for $$$.
15 posted on 03/31/2002 7:54:55 PM PST by Pagey
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To: COL. FLAGG
Well, she's kinda sorta attractive, at least Bubba's kind of attractive. And they're both liars and felons. I should probably have seen this coming.
16 posted on 03/31/2002 7:59:48 PM PST by RichInOC
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