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DFU SONG: Knockin' on Heaven's Door (knockin' on Yasser's door) 3-30-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/30/2002 1:16:14 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOR

Lots of tanks are right outside…he can't let you see he cried
Yasser's finally through, at last…he, too, can kiss my Irish ***

Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door
Their chairman will soon be no more
He asks Allah "what's this for"
Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door

As he cowers in his room…you know that this lowlife scum has been sensing doom
Just one candle on his desk…and FOXNews has reported his pants he messed

Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door
Their chairman will be no more
He has asked Allah "what is this for"
Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door

We pray that the good guys prevail…and that Yasser's hauled off to jail
Here at home the FReepers cheer…almost Miller time and we will hoist a beer

Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door
Their chairman will soon be no more
He asks Allah "what is this for"
Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door

(musical break)

Always phoning, no time for chow…he screams out "Can you hear me now"
Hey, Verizon, about that gig…hire him and it would be big

Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door
He will be chairman no more
He has asked Allah "what's this for"
Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door

Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door
He will be chairman no more
He asked Allah "hey, what's this for"
Knock, knock, knockin' on Yasser's door


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: arafathead; byebye; scum; terrorist

1 posted on 03/30/2002 1:16:14 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: gonzo
Ping
2 posted on 03/30/2002 1:23:25 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Double ping! Too bad you can't send this to the IDF to use as Psych Warfare!!!
3 posted on 03/30/2002 1:27:10 PM PST by happygrl
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To: doug from upland
Well done bump.
4 posted on 03/30/2002 1:43:15 PM PST by BJClinton
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To: doug from upland
Hey IDF, kick the door down already! I wanna see Doug's next tune: "Stairway to Hell"
5 posted on 03/30/2002 3:11:27 PM PST by AngrySpud
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