...which entitles her to make fudge...
I hear she's working on her doctorate in nougatology.
I attended that seminary for 2 years and I had to get out. I never heard such uncontrollable liberal inane blathering in my whole life as in that place. It was much worse than state university. There were many of us who did stand up for principle, but we were constantly on the firing line.
I remember one day somebody making the comment that the school seemed to be missing the whole point of spirituality. The exact response to him was, "if you want spirituality then you need to be going somewhere else."