DFU SONG: Hey Jude (hey Jews) 3-29-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - HEY JUDE -- 3rd version

Hey Jews, I'm getting mad
Drudge has shown that your soldiers pee on my wall
I just want a little time to relax…but your attacks
Don't make things better

Hey Jews, you took our land
Yes, I know that we never owned it before
Inciting our foolish youngsters each day…that is the way
I'll make it better

I'll be the one to break the news…you know you Jews
Should not even be here in the first place
And I will swear an oath to Allah, you will see
Our money will have on it my pretty face

Hey Jews, your end is near
Yes, I know that I cannot go anywhere
One candle does not give me too much light…I'll win this fight
I'll make it better

I'll be the one to break the news…you know you Jews
Should not even be here in the first place
And I will swear an oath to Allah, you will see
Our money will have on it my pretty face

Hey Jews, if you leave now
I will swear that I will not Klinghofer you
I know that you'll all be telling me thanks…remove your tanks
That will be better…better…better…better…better…better…yeah

I think it's time that you go…time that you go…hey, Jews
I think it's time that you go…time that you go…hey, Jews
I think it's time that you go…time that you go…hey, Jews
I think it's time that you go…time that you go…hey, Jews
I think it's time that you go…time that you go…hey, Jews
I think it's time that you go…time that you go…hey, Jews

[patriciaruth]

Candle in the Wind?

Guess I'd better go take my last Sinemet and throw up and get it over with.

Reading your latest jingle was a lot more fun.:-)