[Hank Rearden]

If that happens, it means that Chester "Vacant" Lott, the eunuch, will immediately open power-sharing negotiations with Tom Daschle.

See why I'm a Libertarian?

[Steven W.]

No, no, no ... with great ceremony, Trent "Traitor" Lott resigns his post & Don Nichols assumes role as Majority Leader, whereupon he (Nichols) quickly joins with Daschole in a new power sharing agreement. The fact I can laugh & cry about that is why I'm a Republican ;)