[Yardstick]

Somebody page Gallagher so we can get this watermelon thing settled once and for all!

[RipSawyer]

Gallagher would probably understand this a lot more than flyervet does.

[justshutupandtakeit]

This thread would be no funnier if Gallager showed up.

I am about ready to post the sign-up sheet for the annual Snipe Hunt. Think there will be any takers?