Good heavens! No wonder you won't be hurt. Does a piece of paper get hurt in a collision? I think not.
However, you shouldn't drive in convertibles or with the windows open. You might get blown out. :-)
All right, all right, that's enough.
And now I'm off to buy Twinkies. If a larger can is the new "politically incorrect", I gotta get me one. I'll smoke a butt, ingest "empty calories", get an NRA sticker on my SUV and drive by the local DemocRAT office with Eminem on "10".
Come and get me! (For the chil'run!)