[general_re]

Attention, New Zealanders - please remain calm. PM Clark has been located, but the threat has been neutralized. Return to your homes and go about your business.

Thank you.

[shaggy eel]

,,, Helen doesn't have as much class as that octopus! ZCAT has a Chatham Islands baseball cap. I managed to grab it off the very same octopus when it was in Wellington harbour for a night on the town. The Chathams are remote, for certain. My father in law was a commercial fisherman. He fished off these islands for some years, on and off. There's not even five hundred people there - a real frontier. It's rich in crayfish (lobster) and several varieties of fish. It's about a two and a half hour trip on a Convair to get there - I'm talking REMOTE.

[Brian Allen]

Attention, New Zealanders - please remain calm. PM Clark has been located .....

Peking again?

...... but the threat has not been neutralized .....

Can't say "shoot the ugly bitch," I suppose?

Then how about, "they shoot horses, don't they?"