[randog]

I'm jiggy with this reparations stuff. My ancestors suffered under the brutal thumb of English colonialization back in the day, and I continue to suffer today with, uh,......Post-Colonial Stress Syndrome. Yeah, that's it-- PCSS. I think I'm due about.....$1,000,765,937,871,671.03 (cash, check or Guiness) from the English for my pain and suffering.

[Irene Adler]

"My ancestors suffered under the brutal thumb of English colonialization back in the day, and I continue to suffer today with, uh,......Post-Colonial Stress Syndrome. Yeah, that's it-- PCSS. I think I'm due about.....$1,000,765,937,871,671.03 (cash, check or Guiness) from the English for my pain and suffering."

This is an excellent idea. I have Revolutionary War ancestors. I could collect, too.