[Britton J Wingfield]

I spent all weekend practicing how to reach out to young Muslims, from 300 yards.

Seriously, there's not much we can do to reach out while the vast majority of them adhere to goofball conspiracy theories.

[11B3]

Strange, I did the same practicing - one at 300 meters with a blue helmet, and one at 350 meters with a turban. All the "reaching out" we need to do with the muslim world starts with a whole bunch of Daisy Cutters for attitude adjustments. If that doesn't work, then screw 'em - time to reduce the nuclear stockpile anyway....(I wonder if Presidents Bush and Putin discussed that very method of stockpile reduction during their last meeting - Chechnya, Iraq, Iran, etc.)