The best part was when the firemen had roped off the area and they brought the painters over to ask them about the strange substance and one of the painters knelt down and tasted the plaster.
Classic.
I live between Denton and Easton, btw. Kinda embarassing that the Eastern Shore had two of the most laughable incidents. Was it Cambridge that had people calling the FD over bird droppings, thinking they were a chemical dropped by aircraft?