Chelsea's Tongue

Self | March 25, 2002 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just saw a copy of the latest Globe magazine on the supermarket checkout line and Chelsea Clinton is featured tongue kissing with her boyfriend on the cover. This pic (below) has already been posted here but it doesn't do justice to the actual hardcopy cover photo since her tongue is clearly seen on the actual cover. The ironic thing is that millions of folks who are buying food at the supermarket checkout lines will lose their appetites when they see Chelsea's tongue leaping out at them from the newpaper racks.

BTW, how are folks going to explain that tongue kiss to their kids if they are asked about it while waiting on the checkout line? I mean that photo sure does leap out at you.

[janette]

Is it in America truely inapropriate, to tongue-kiss?I don't get it! I never liked her parents, but can't this child of those creeps, just have a private life? It's hard enough to settle somewhere or somehow after those disasterous years. By the way, don't you think, that a lot of parent right now have a problem with "spring-break"... realy they fear the time. Why? Because American Children are too restricted too early and things they are not allowed to do, are even more interesting! I see a big difference in bringing up children here, ore in my homeland Germany!(western-Europe in general is teaching their children very early, how to be responsible and then they are able to choose!! They react more mature. By the way, it hurts me, to see in European TV spots about "Spring-Break" in America.(European MTV) The young people in Europe think, the teens and twens in the USA are realy nuts and out of control, and joke about them. I realy feel sorry about that.

[gov_bean_ counter]

What's the deal with her boyfriend? Doesn't he realize there are tons of better looking chicks than Chelsea? Or is he willing to hold his physical revulsion in check for the sake of possibly marrying a celebrity? Believe me, if her boyfriend actually marries Chelsea, he will be cheating on her bigtime after the wedding.

He wants Craig Livingstone's old job in a Hillary administration.

[xm177e2]

Typical tabloid, they get a photo of her kissing, and they tell the world she's about to elope...

[PJ-Comix]

By the way, don't you think, that a lot of parent right now have a problem with "spring-break"... realy they fear the time.

They usually only have a problem if their kid is a daughter. If it is a son, well.....boys will be boys. Hee! Hee!

[martin_fierro]

Look closer. SHE'S BITING HIS LIP!

[Harp]

Are you Amish?

[DainBramage]

I know, I couldn't resist.

[janette]

from wich century are you? Male ore female, maybe you never enjoyed devoted love!! Somebody should tell you, what's going on in real life, sorry I don't want to hurt your feelings, but it must have been said!

[PJ-Comix]

He wants Craig Livingstone's old job in a Hillary administration.

Then he'll also need to snort some coke and do some shoplifting at Sears.

[Alouette]

Wait till Weekly World News gets hold of this.

[DainBramage]

The young people in Europe think, the teens and twens in the USA are realy nuts and out of control,

Because in some places they are, but not all American teens are that way. Some are even worse.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Granted her folks pushed her into some very public situations. She probably had very little control over that. She has chosen, though, to continue to interject herself into public policy conversations. She has entered the arena on her own and is fair game. BTW, I will never forgive nor forget her Africa trip.

[Burr5]

"And you find a man and a woman kissing morally wrong because........." My thought exactly. Who CARES about this? Agreed Chelsea is Web Hubbel's unattractive daughter, but why exactly are we shocked at this picture? Let her get married and lead a normal life. As long as she stays the hell out of politics.

[who knows what evil?]

Gawd! Thank goodness. I thought 'few' was 'blew'.

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!! 'Edited for Television', indeed!

[janette]

Thanks, you are so right, I already thought, I get flamed, but your response was the first, and it was sooooo good. Very much understatemend!

[martin_fierro]

What is it with the Clintoons and their disgusting Public Displays of Affection?

[PJ-Comix]

She has chosen, though, to continue to interject herself into public policy conversations. She has entered the arena on her own and is fair game.

Yeah. Remember her phoney 9-11 story in Talk Magazine? That story was full of holes especially why her bodyguards would allow her to get anywhere near the WTC.

[PJ-Comix]

As long as she stays the hell out of politics.

The problem is she doesn't stay out of politics. Remember her phony 9-11 story? She actually said her first thought after the WTC disaster was about the Bush tax cuts.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Then there was the story about "Humpty Dumpty". Was reflecting on that one yesterday in Wal-Mart after seeing a picture of the daughter the disgraced one. It dawned on me that those are not the musings of a mentally or emotionally stable individual. Since we never got to see Bill's psych records, can we see Chelsea's?

[isthisnickcool]