But it was an honor just to start a thread on the same day.
What we need, I guess, over here at "Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black ®, is a Joan Rivers to tell us what Hillary is wearing:
Joan: "We're here at Capitol Hill, waiting for the arrival of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. I think I see her limousine now."
(Limousine pulls up to the curb, knocking down a security guard.)
Joan: "Sen. Clinton is getting out now. What's that she's wearing today, Melissa? It looks like . . . a black pantsuit!"
Melissa: "Looks like a black pantsuit to me."
Joan: "But the thing is, look what she's wearing with it! Call me crazy, but I could swear that's a mauve blouse! Yesterday it was fuchsia! What's up with that?"
Melissa: "I--"
Joan: "Wait! Sen. Clinton is coming over this way! I'll try to ask her. . . . Sen. Clinton! Sen. Clinton! Can we talk? Why the sudden change in blouse col--"
Hillary: "Out of my way, you f*ck*ng Jew b*st*rd!"
Joan (picking herself up and yelling at Mrs. Clinton as she enters the Capitol): "Hey, same to you, you freakin' shiksa! And another thing: Ask your Botox guy for your money back!"