If Nicole Kidman wins Best Actress and thanks L. Ron Hubbard for making her what she is today, I'll put a bullet in my head, I will.
Posts like yours make for a throughly delightful evening. (Please, don't put a bullet to your head! These insipid, liberal Hollywood types are not worth it.) We all must do this again, next year!!! Liberal Hollywood mock fests are so juvenile...and so fun, too!
Hey, there's an idea. I've got a .22 round I could tape to my forehead and wear for the next week. Just my little personal protest against the evils of Scientology ;)