I would leave that one out of your list. It's based on an obvious lie (or crass distortion at best) and sounds buffoonish, thereby casting doubts on the credibility of the rest of your list of caricatured generalizations.
Regards,
LH
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Oh look, more petulant snivelling from another smug Drug Warrior. You guys really give a whole new meaning to true-believer syndrome, you know that?