"No prob with youse guys bombing the little so-and-sos, but this burying them at the same time stuff? That's a major contract violation, we're gonna havta go to the local's Grievance Committee, per Section 12, Paragraph 3, we'll send the formal complaint via certified mail. In the meantime, as shop steward, I must formally request that youse cease and desist from further actions of this type. Youse guys have a nice day."