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*****CHELSEA CLINTON ELOPES!!****** X-42 Tries to stop the Wedding
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Posted on 03/22/2002 10:13:36 AM PST by codebreaker
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To: Ann Archy
"Fake story....everyone KNOWS you DON'T get pricey gifts if you elope. " Exactly, you steal them from the hotel/motel and claim they were gifts from friends. (Just like Mom & Dad did when last time they moved out a house).
To: chiefqc
The words Butt and Ugly come to mind.
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:46:43 AM PST
by
P8riot
To: codebreaker
He'd only try stop her eloping because he'd be afraid of missing a photo opportunity.
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:48:07 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: seamole
"Nope, just watched Jaws a few times..."HA!!
You got better eyes than mine.
In that pic, I couldn't see the guy's wallet.
;^)
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:48:37 AM PST
by
Landru
To: MissMillie
And what's wrong with Batboy?
To: Texaggie79
This is a bogus headline:
Actual story title was "Chelsea Clinton to follow in parent's footsteps".
The photo is from a security camera that cought her stealing chewing gum from a classmate.
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:49:03 AM PST
by
norton
To: Texaggie79
I cannot believe she allowed herself to have her picture taken w/ her tongue going into someone else's mouth.That is a piece of History!I can recall NO PICTURE on earth where the tongue is visible. Video's don't count either.This is a still picture.This is a damn rarity.And Totally Unnecessary.They sure look uncomfortable.Nice grip Chelsea."Hey get your honker out of my cheek dammit!" Oh,this is really bad.Just Imagine,she has to go to class now.ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:49:43 AM PST
by
Pagey
To: headsonpikes
![](http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00307.jpg)
Won't you join us on the special people forum?
To: 11B3
![](http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/412.jpg)
I could have gone ALL day without seeing this. Now, my doctor wonders how I could have become so instantly sick to my stomach.
I am not sure which one is the dog in this picture.
To: Stand Watch Listen
I know...Iknow....I was basing it on the NORM....I forgot who I was dealing with. <> Who's the guy?/ No one on this forum even asked!! LOL.
To: Texaggie79
"Clinton to Head All Girls School" Tabloid should read: "All Girls School to "Head" Clinton"
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:51:48 AM PST
by
meandog
To: Happygal
The shakedown opportunity is oo great, Bill needs a big wedding.
To: codebreaker
Congratulations to the happy couple.
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:57:07 AM PST
by
Alouette
To: Texaggie79
![](http://media04.devnull.com/up-women-00277.jpg)
Stop it now!
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posted on
03/22/2002 10:59:18 AM PST
by
brewcrew
To: Pistolshot
Sorry - I just had to point out that Chelsea's new hubby should've remembered the old phrase: " If you want to see what your wife will be like in 25 years, look at the mother." Evidently, this guy ignored that advice - to his own detriment.
BTW - Where are all of the usual Chelsea supporters? There's usually someone saying "She's not ugly". (I'd like to see aphoto of their women.)
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posted on
03/22/2002 11:01:24 AM PST
by
11B3
To: Tennessee_Bob
But How's Connie Franklin doing these days? She was known as the "World's Most Depressing Singer. She was Johnny LaRue's favorite singer.
To: Texaggie79;Oldeconomybuyer
Both of you suck.
I had a big lunch and just got my new PC on Monday and now the keyboard is covered in what was left of my lunch.
I haven't had such an unforseeable involuntary bodily evacuation since the time I saw Donna Shallalah and that Berry freak from the human rights committee making out on the metro in DC.
To: 11B3
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
To: r9etb
They might be refering to an 8mm as a tape.
To: Alouette
"Yes Chelsea. I'm from Uranus."
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