*****CHELSEA CLINTON ELOPES!!****** X-42 Tries to stop the Wedding

Globe World Exclusive ^ | April 11, 2002 Issue | Cover Screenshot Staff

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Text:Chelsea Elopes and Bill Tries to Stop the Wedding

Connie Francis Caught in Porn Scandal

New Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Found

[fire_eye]

If I wuz yer boss, I'd be askin' what yer doin' lookin' at that kinda stuff on comp'ny time.

No ya wouldn't, pardner... cus on accunt of if you wuz my boss, you'd be out havin' a "spoonful" with yer Grateful-Dead-hippie-slut "Mistress" while yer wife thinks yer at work, an' yer employees is readin' dat awful right-wing-wacko Free Republic site...

And if you think I'm kidding...

[codebreaker]

Tounge city!

[Bikers4Bush]

It's almost too horrible to recall.

It wasn't really them, it was two dead ringer look alikes and let me tell you it's a vision that will haunt me the rest of my life.

I blame my buddy that I'd gone to see for making the reference. "Look it's Shallala and the Berry Butch mauling each other!"

Very unpleasant.

[texasbluebell]

I wish I had a photo, someone else seems to have seen the incident personally though. I'd love to hear more!

[Harrison Bergeron]

Heh heh heh...

[Landru]

"Now the boyfriend knows what her father's willie tastes like."

Maybe.
I'd think that in order for the dumb ass to realize the full Sink Emporer treatment?
The dope would have to put a French Curve into his mouth.

{"bulletBrasDotNet," eh. ~oy vey~ :o) }

[scholar]

How credible is this story? I haven't been able to access the article so I'm missing a whole bunch of information here.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

*****CHELSEA CLINTON ENVELOPES BOYFREIND IN BALL AND CHAIN WEDDING !!******

Nobody else will have me she cries as he ladder crumples under the weight of he overblown EGO !!!

[CrossCheck]

You don't throw anything away, do you?

[codebreaker]

Did Connie Francis win an Oscar for the 'Godfinger' song?..she should have

[RipSawyer]

As a friend of mine used to say in the long long ago, "you could throw them two in a mill pond and scum ugly off it for six months.

[Geezerette]

Connie Francis ... she really has had a hard life ... bullied by her father, raped in a hotel room in the middle of the night by an intruder, lost her voice for I don't know how long, and a succession of unhappy marriages.

I wonder how many FReepers remember Connie at the height of her career in the 1950's? Her real name is Concetta Franconera, I think.

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[steveo]

PUKE-O-RAMA

[Geezerette]

I may be wrong, but didn't Shirley Bassey sing the Goldfinger title song?

g

[BradyLS]

Was that one "Seranwrap enhanced?"

[mamelukesabre]

what the heck is X42?

[capt. norm]

Johnny LaRue...Love it. Greetings from a fellow "Second City TV" fan (and also a fan of the late John Candy)!

[brewcrew]

Was that one "Seranwrap enhanced?"

Got me. It certainly looks like it.

I don't build 'em, I just drive 'em.

[katykelly]

bill clintoon

[codebreaker]

Ex-President #42.