Former president Clinton to play sax at the Apollo with Michael Jackson, Tony Bennett

Associated Press ^ | 3-22-02

[Oldeconomybuyer]

NEW YORK (AP) --

[real saxophonist]

I took my screen name because of Bill 'Bad Tone Out-of-Tune When-in-doubt-trill I-won-a-medal-in-high-school' Klinton.

With all the investigations into gifts they received, I want to know what happened to all the saxophones he got. Them thangs ain't cheap.

My mom liked Tony Bennett better than Sinatra, so that says something. He and his piano player Ralph Sharon have performed together for over 40 years.

What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with; The other's used to carry groceries.

[isom35]

a rapist, a child molester, and tony bennett? run away tony!!

[Psycho_Bunny]

Well, at least the AP is refering to him as a 'Former President'.

Must have brought the editors to tears.

[Ward Smythe]

Oh, this is too much:

Michael Jackson - Brainless Scarecrow in The Wiz
Tony Bennett - Left his heart in San Francisco
Bill Clinton - The Cowardly Lyin'

We know who the witch is...
Too bad Buddy's gone, he could've played Toto.

There are SOOOO many possibilities with this.

[skeeter]

Everybody tag along to the Apollo, and watch Klintoon get his attention fix.

This was the leader of the free world.

Gimme back Eisenhower with a six iron. Heck, gimme Jimmy Carter & Habitat for Humanity.

[let freedom sing]

oops-- thought that said play "sex"-- (conditioned response)

[triggerhappy]

For the sake of those, such as myself, that may be eating
lunch as we read Free Republic, please add
"Projectile Barf Alert"

Thank You.

[TLBSHOW]

lunch? Isn't it breakfast lunch and dinner? LOL

[Dick Bachert]

Bennett's in EXCELLENT company: The guy's a FLAMING LIB!!

And I think he left more than his heart in SF. Heard it was his CHERRY.

[foghorn]

[exit82]

Bill Clinton at the Apollo: "Blow Hard".

[tracer]

You, OldFriend, owe me a new keyboard!!

[tracer]

The man is a virtuoso!! In addition to playing a mean ax, he also plays a wicked whoremonica....

[PoisedWoman]

Love the picture! Whatever happened to our old friend Denise Rich? Or to Marc Rich? Perhaps they'll show up at the Apollo's "Buy-A-Vote" telethon.

New song for Jackson:

Pester a molester for a buck,
Get the money before the

Stop me, please.

[real saxophonist]

...truck
Leaves the house
Hey, little girl...

[PoisedWoman]

Bailed me out bigtime, Baby! Thanks!

[Jimmy Valentine]

And may we all remember this: THIS person was President of the United States.

Did Eisenhower do this? Nixon, Ford? even Carter? NO!

Only that misbegotten hedgegit from Arkansas and escapee from a circus sideshow.

The legacy is sealed in stone.

He is a national disgrace. DemocRATS! Eat this forever you bas**rds!