[Chuck N]

I wonder how these maniacs plan these death runs. Do they sit in a group of displaced like minded men and draw straws at who will kill himself next. How desparate, how bizarre. These crazy people are one thing...determined. I wonder what causes someone to be so desparate they would be willing to kill themselves and innocent women and children. They must be hungry and brainwashed. Whatever it's unnatural and they have to be stopped at all costs. But how?

[besieged]

I wonder what causes someone to be so desparate they would be willing to kill themselves and innocent women and children.

Heh heh heh... today, we will mix up a batch of martyrs, heh heh heh...

A pinch of ignorance hehehe

A big pinch of brutality hehehe

A handful of hatred hehehehe

A handful of lies and propaganda hehehe

A spoonful of lust hehehehe

A promise of 70 virgins hehehe (Can you believe some of these idiots actually lay armor around their genitals???)

Mix it all together...

OOOPS!!! Almost let a grain of a soul get in there... no no no... that would contaminate the entire batch hehehe... that was close! Whew

And aaaaahhhaaa... here we are, a nice juicy martyr brigade, ready to do their deeds of heroism!!!

ANY QUESTIONS?