I'm a proponent of the nearly-no-carbohydrates theory of human nutrition. I eat meat, alot of meat, and I will not be dissuaded by those who would gladly destroy my health for their warped and unrealistic view of the world.
I am a vegetable-rightist. I protest the senseless slaghter of millions of innocent broccoli plants. It's genocide, and no one is doing ANYTHING about it.
It's a good thing we eat lots of cows. If we didn't they'd rise up and form a bovine monarchy. So I eat as much meat as I can--dogs and pigs and squirrels, too. Sometimes I stack up the meat in a big pile like a leaf stack and dive in with a bottle of barbecue sauce. This has been a public service message from the Vegetable Rightists of America.