I'd try to get on as a delagate to my General Convention and bring up the issue in conference (though, I'm sure I'd get shh-h-h-hd down by the priests and bishops there; however, most conventions are covered by the media, so at least the issue would bet out). If Sprong were my bishop, I'd convert to catholicism!
"If Spong were my bishop, I'd convert to Catholicism."
LOL!
I love it. I actually met Spong once and he had some hot female in tow who was all over him.
(not the one pictured)
BTW, American Catholics have their own version of Spongism.