Mr. Moose spent the war in the RCMP (Royal Canadian Moose Police) in the ping pong ball weapons unit.
The Canadians are rightfully proud of their military. By the way, the Canadian military needs any spare cans of Fix-a-Flat we American's can spare because their only jeep ran over a nail.
Please mail these items to: Canadian's are Weenies. P.0. Box 123WAAGGHHHH!, Dead Baby Fur Seal Bay, Nova Scotia, 10923-0