[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

LOL... I've never heard that one!

My sis lives in Norman... and I think OK is wonderful... the joke is just too funny not to retell....

[MAWG]

HERE'S ONE FOR YOU. ... THIS COWBOY HEADS TO TOWN ONE NIGHT CAUSE HE HEARD GEORGE STRAIGHT WAS PLAYING AT THE LOCAL HONKY TONK.WHEN HE GETS TO THE FRONT DOOR, THE BOUNCER SAYS " YOU CANT COME IN UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING A TIE." STUNNED, THE COWBOY HEADS BACK TO HIS TRUCK AND THEN HE GETS AN IDEA. HE REACHES BEHIND THE SEAT AND COMES UP WITH A SET OF JUMPER CABLES. QUICKLY, HE FASHIONS A TIE AROUND HIS NECK AND HEADS BACK TO THE FRONT DOOR OF THE HONKY TONK. THE BOUNCER SEES HIM, THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE AND THEN SAYS " ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA LET YOU IN BUT, DONT YOU TRY AND START NUTHIN!"

[Don Carlos]

Your sis is a smart gal!

We try to be nice to the folks in Baja Oklahoma, but it do try the soul sometimes!

Seriously, I'm a transplant here, but love it like I was born in Lokeba (dare you to try and pronounce that!), and I am very attached to Texas as well. Was stationed in Austin (Bergstrom AFB) back in 71-72, and really got to enjoy the area. Best BBQ on the planet is at the Salt Lick, SW of Austin. One of my favorite places in the USA is (believe it or not) Galveston.

Wife and I get down to the big "D" several times a year, just to get away.

Regards!!