[uncbob]

I think Santa is a bad myth to tell kids

Santa is gettin kids ready for Communism
Guy wears a RED SUIT
Sees you when you sleeping and awake
Keeps a list of who's naughy and nice
Gives handouts without paying for them

[Pistias]

Da, comrade! Merry Christmas from the Kremlin! (ever notice how funny that place looks? elves!)

[ConsistentLibertarian]

Actually, the story is that he brings presents to _good_ children. Turns out that Jewish and Muslim kids are never good. Chrisitian kids from rich families on the other hand, turn out to be _very_ good ;-)