[NYCVirago]

I love this definition:

NONSMOKER
Does not smoke. If used in personal ad means only those who do not smoke are sought for swinging purposes.

Hey, it's okay if you swing from the chandeliers with any Tom, Dick or Harry, but just don't be a smoker!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Hey, it's okay if you swing from the chandeliers with any Tom, Dick or Harry, but just don't be a smoker!

Yeah, smoking is disgusting!

[MizSterious]

Politically correct swingers? Oh, my...