[AmishDude]

"I have a friend in Minsk, who has a friend in Pinsk . . ."

[fnord]

and don't get me started on the Irish Ballad :-)

In honor of St Paddy's day:

"One morning in a fit of pique,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One morning in a fit of pique,
She drowned her father in the creek.
The water tasted bad for a week,
And we had to make do with gin."