[gov_bean_ counter]

That is just plain nasty. I will go as far as disgusting, but never nasty.

[T'wit]

> I will go as far as disgusting, but never nasty.

That's the thing of it. I really get disgusted if I find out I've violated a crease.

This is not so far-fetched, btw. I once reported a funny news item about a similar mountain of flab who was taken to the hospital for some reason or another. In various creases the medics found coins and a TV remote.