[sixgunjer]

You'll be just as likely to get some aliens to abduct him.

I volunteer! To which planet would you like me to take him?

[Texaggie79]

Is there a planet in the Crab Nebula?

[Teacher317]

I volunteer! To which planet would you like me to take him?

As Daschle's people would say, "Follow the Yellow Brick Road." =^)