[Francohio]

Jeez, ordinarily the dough would be no problem. But Mardiug seems upset with my claim that the Holy Family, not to mention Peter and Paul, would find Sicilian-Type Cuisine superior to the curries and camel meat treats of old Kashmir. So I might need it to retain an attorney. Or a theologian.

Holy Cow! I think the Worthy Oriental Gentleman is attempting an insult!

[grumpster-dumpster]

Jeez, ordinarily the dough would be no problem. But Mardiug seems upset with my claim that the Holy Family, not to mention Peter and Paul, would find Sicilian-Type Cuisine superior to the curries and camel meat treats of old Kashmir. So I might need it to retain an attorney. Or a theologian.

Nonsense my friend! Nonsense I say! The culinary arts play no part in this expeditition! It's your money...err, your interst in TRUTH that is more important!
P.S. I have lived in Italy (proper) and I can assure you that the taint of a "Sicilian influence" will not be a road-block to this important project!
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT AN ATTORNEY...JUST SEND THE MONEY!
P.P.S. A "Theologian" will do you no good...as they are only in it for the "greater-good"...whatever that means!

[Madiuq]

Sicilians are nothing more than Catholic Arabs.

Go hump your camel.