US researcher hoping to discover body of Jesus in Kashmir tomb

THE HINDUSTAN TIMES ^ | MARCH 11, 2002

[Revolting cat!]

Not 'aitch' or 'ecce', eh?

Well, since it's phonetically transcribed from Hebrew, it could very well be 'aitch'. Definitely not 'eh'. 'ecce'? Qu'est-ce que c'est? Furthermore, scientists are almost certain it isn't 'Harry'!

[headsonpikes]

'ecce' was a small attempt at humor....'ecce homo' reference to crucifixion drama.

[BradyLS]

"Academics" are a riot: Always ready to spend your tax dollars on exotic trips around the globe to "prove" that the occupants of a given tomb aren't who the locals say they are, but are in fact somebody else altogether.

Hey, dumbass researcher! Bet ya dollars to donuts your grandma's grave holds the remains of the Blair Witch! The Only way to settle the argument is to dig her nasty bones up. Let's get busy!

[BradyLS]

SOMEBODY HELP...I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

Hillary Clinton is a United States Senator! (That's news enough to sober a drunken madman! Hopefully, it won't lead to a crying jag...

[grumpster-dumpster]

HILLARY CLINTON: "Hopefully, it won't lead to a crying jag..."

Hey! I'm a grown boy! I can take it (just so long as you don't post a picture of her!) LOL!

[Francohio]

Foul lies!

As is well known to serious theologians everywhere, The House of the Holy Family is in Loreto, Sicily. This archeotheologian is going to tell ME that JH Christ and the Virgin Mary would prefer curries and camel meat to the beautiful foods and wines of Sicily?

Tonight I go to Moretti's Restaurant, then I go to church and pray to St Anthony to help this woman find her mind. To St. Lucy to recover her eyesight, and to San Jose, where she shoulda never left.
In the future, this blasphemous science slut should restrict her activities to finding dinosaur feathers. Leave the religious stuff to me.

[Francohio]

Wrongo!

Wendover, Utah/Nevada.

[grumpster-dumpster]

"Wrongo!
Wendover, Utah/Nevada."

Another keen mind willing to join the research team! Super!

P.S; Franchio, your cost of the "expedition" comes to $12,434.27 (cash payments only! ... I can make change for a dollar if that helps?)

Seriously, I think we're on to this "researchers" racket! (Why she picked Kashmir is beyond me though...LOL!)

[Madiuq]

Shut up you WOP.

[Francohio]

Slow night at the 7-11?

[Francohio]

Jeez, ordinarily the dough would be no problem. But Mardiug seems upset with my claim that the Holy Family, not to mention Peter and Paul, would find Sicilian-Type Cuisine superior to the curries and camel meat treats of old Kashmir. So I might need it to retain an attorney. Or a theologian.

Holy Cow! I think the Worthy Oriental Gentleman is attempting an insult!

[grumpster-dumpster]

Jeez, ordinarily the dough would be no problem. But Mardiug seems upset with my claim that the Holy Family, not to mention Peter and Paul, would find Sicilian-Type Cuisine superior to the curries and camel meat treats of old Kashmir. So I might need it to retain an attorney. Or a theologian.

Nonsense my friend! Nonsense I say! The culinary arts play no part in this expeditition! It's your money...err, your interst in TRUTH that is more important!
P.S. I have lived in Italy (proper) and I can assure you that the taint of a "Sicilian influence" will not be a road-block to this important project!
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT AN ATTORNEY...JUST SEND THE MONEY!
P.P.S. A "Theologian" will do you no good...as they are only in it for the "greater-good"...whatever that means!

[Madiuq]

Sicilians are nothing more than Catholic Arabs.

Go hump your camel.

[Francohio]

O, worthy oriental gentleman, may Lord Ghanesh remove the scales of ignorance from your eyes, hopefully before your visa expires.

As to your incredibly gross remarks regarding the camel, PETA will be immediately notified. As to the suggested actions: why that apparently has been tried in your family and we are now corresponding with the results of that tragic experiment.

Please refer to the rules of engagement of this forum in future. In the meantime, Top 'o' The Morning to you.

[Xenalyte]

The abbe's name was Berenger Sauniere, and his housekeeper's name was Marie Denarnaud (she allegedly knew about the secret but took it to her grave). He did have an affair with Emma Calve, the (I think) opera singer.

Any more detail, I'm gonna have to run downstairs and grab the paperback.

[Francohio]

GD, I am flattered by your offer to join this here expedition. Tonight, I am taking up a little collection at the Bada-Bing and will forward the funds (minus Tony Soprano's vig) tomorrow.

It's deductible, right?

[Walkin Man]

He is risen!

Revelation 1:13
And in the midst of the seven lampstands One like the Son of Man, clothed with a garment down to the feet and girded about the chest with a golden band.

14 His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire;

15 His feet were like fine brass, as if refined in a furnace, and His voice as the sound of many waters;

16 He had in His right hand seven stars, out of His mouth went a sharp two-edged sword, and His countenance was like the sun shining in its strength.

17 And when I saw Him, I fell at His feet as dead. But He laid His right hand on me, saying to me, "Do not be afraid; I am the First and the Last.

18 I am He who lives, and was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore. Amen. And I have the keys of Hades and of Death.

[billbears]

Man living in Asheville, I'm suprised you didn't meet anybody who said they were descendants of Atlantis. You probably would recognize them if you did, they were prone to carrying little bags of crystals around their necks!!

[constitutiongirl]

You've been called a camel-humper and a WOP (may I see your papers?). I'm thinking someone (not mentioning a name) has had a wife or girlfriend stolen away by a swarthy, virile Italian man to carry that much hatred around.:)