[butter pecan fan]

But Ms. Mallard's attorney said that many details of the case have been overblown and that his client is devastated by the accident and seeking counseling.

"She is not the cold, harsh, inhumane person they would have you think," defense attorney Mike Heiskell said. "This girl is not a monster."

Q. Why do scientists prefer lawyers over rats for their lab experiments?

A.
1. Lawyers multiply faster than rats.
2. The researchers grow too attached to the rats.
3. There are some things rats just won't do.

[butter pecan fan]

Also:
Q. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A. One is a scum sucking bottom dweller. The other is a fish.