Hi! My name is "Fred." "Just Fred."
I don't have a last name, I used to but I lost it. It's a long story so stay with me.
I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school and got my degree, so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So I was Fred Dingaling, MD DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."