STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

1 FELLOW FREEPER | 3/4/2002 | 1 FELLOW FREEPER

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

Strange things are happening. Seems that in the last few days,all reason and logic have abandoned us. Let us look at three examples: 1) A group of high school kids are kicked out of school for throwing a cream pie. The administrators also castigated and villified the parents of these vicious teenagers. WHY? HOW?? WHO?? 2)They are feverishly passing rape laws for married couples(in order to put more husbands in jail) all over the country. Any astute feminist will tell you that all men are rapists anyway, and now they will get what they deserve!! 3) A 7 year old is being prosecuted for pulling a toy gun on his friend. The ever vigilant DA has told us that this little monster must go to reform school, so he can learn how to use a REAL gun..... Strange days indeed......most peculiar momma!!!!

[PRND21]

They are feverishly passing rape laws for married couples

Who is "they"?

[Brett66]

STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

You just noticed this? LOL!

[general_re]

If "they" wanted you to know who "they" were, you'd know...

Cue ominous-sounding music...

[PRND21]

Damn Illuminati!

[general_re]

"They" have been very busy lately. "They" keep stealing my socks, but only one at a time so that "they" can prevent me from making a match. And the other day, "they" took my keys from the kitchen counter and strategically placed them under the couch, so that "they" would make me spend an hour looking for them. And just last week, "they" revealed to me the plans that "they" had for the future.

It seems that "they" plan to take a large u%n(_(&^#@70 _72*Y D and place it in the 98y*%^%@b9-q n9&@4_)%8wy43 8 y54e(#( #@*rgv(#n-trb rtf@h67*&B % 892b H *W3^^@ojiz9 870@#^99*&^G) _.........

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NO CARRIER

[PRND21]

May They receive their just desserts.

Love,
They

[Brett66]

"They" keep stealing my socks, but only one at a time so that "they" can prevent me from making a match.

Sounds like you have problems with underpants gnomes.

[Hank Rearden]

Plus, the bastards stole my moose - and he hadn't finished eating his wheel of cheese!

[GeronL]

Did the french steal the cheese?

[MissAmericanPie]

They? Could it be Satan?

[ArGee]

Who is "they"?

It has been reliably determined that "they" live in Kansas (nodding head sagely with that "you-know-what-I'm-talking-about" look and shifting eyes left and right).

Shalom.

[txhurl]

Not only that, did you see what 'they' did to the new Dodge Ram?

Strange days, indeed.

[TC Rider]

It has been reliably determined that "they" live in Kansas (nodding head sagely with that "you-know-what-I'm-talking-about" look and shifting eyes left and right).

Probably the underground city of Wichita. Got to watch out for the dog talking in your head and the milking machine.

[ASA Vet]

They" keep stealing my socks, but only one at a time so that "they" can prevent me from making a match.

Throw out all your left over singles.
Go out and buy 2 dozen socks of all same kind.
If "they" steal one of a pair, you'll still have many other matching socks.

The key problem is much more insidious.
I haven't yet thought of a way to prevent "they" from moving them around on me.

"They" do the same thing with my remote controls.
I just found one which "they" hid weeks ago deep in the back of a stuffed chair.
"They" must be monitoring closely the activity in my home,
so as to be able to know to hid it, after the 16 year old who normally sits in that chair
had diligently looked in the chair for it.

[denydenydeny]

And the cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hi, ho, the dairy-o
The cheese stands alone.

[fnord]

any day now, you will be seeing my compatriots everywhere ...

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[Cyber Liberty]

I see something strange near the sun....

[Ulysses]

If "they" wanted you to know who "they" were, you'd know... Cue ominous-sounding music...

Uh-oh!