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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole
My own silly thoughts ^ | 03/04/2002 | Constitution Day

Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day

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To: Constitution Day
Ordinance=Ordnance
81 posted on 03/04/2002 11:29:09 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Just being a smartaleck.
82 posted on 03/04/2002 11:30:21 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: dighton; aculeus
a dimensional door

Got to get me one of THOSE.

83 posted on 03/04/2002 11:36:07 AM PST by Orual
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Are hobbits pagans? Can an internet missionary effort save them before their kingdom is pelted with fire and brimstone and reduced to pillars of salt?
84 posted on 03/04/2002 11:41:44 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Constitution Day
Disclaimer: Moderators and FReepers, This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole.

There aren't any humor-impaired LOTR fans in the Hobbit Hole. Okay, I'm a little slow today. It must be the Halflings' weed--bump to Tobacco Industry.

85 posted on 03/04/2002 11:42:57 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Orual ; dighton
I hope this bomb thing destroyed that interminable Hobbit thread.
86 posted on 03/04/2002 11:51:37 AM PST by aculeus
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To: Constitution Day
Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

Behold the power of Cheese...

87 posted on 03/04/2002 11:54:26 AM PST by Ranxerox
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To: aculeus; dighton
I hope this bomb thing destroyed that interminable Hobbit thread.

Just in case it didn't. Time to add a few more threads before it's dropped.

88 posted on 03/04/2002 11:57:53 AM PST by Orual
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To: Orual
Oh no! You set us up the bomb!
89 posted on 03/04/2002 12:01:14 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Oh no! You set us up the bomb!
90 posted on 03/04/2002 12:05:56 PM PST by Orual
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To: Cleburne
LOL!
91 posted on 03/04/2002 12:12:43 PM PST by Darth Sidious
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Yes, the dreaded Hanna Barbaric bomb.

All your yogi are belong to us.

92 posted on 03/04/2002 12:13:40 PM PST by TC Rider
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To: Constitution Day
Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

Bomb linked to Saruman...

Here's a link to a movie clip from the Saurman Weapon Testing Lab.

Saruman Weapons Testing*

Requires Quicktime.

93 posted on 03/04/2002 12:16:08 PM PST by csvset
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In a late-breaking development, the Free Republic Air Force dropped a massive atomic bomb on the Hobbit Hole today at 1:07 PM Pacific Standard Time.

Further updates will be posted as this story progresses.

94 posted on 03/04/2002 12:17:46 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Praise God! This is the thread I've been waiting for since "Lord Of The Rings" was released!!
95 posted on 03/04/2002 12:20:04 PM PST by Destructor
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To: Destructor
See link at #94.

There seem to be survivors, though.
Damn Hobbits are tougher than I thought!

96 posted on 03/04/2002 12:27:17 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Rebelbase
I forsee an underground Hobbit Resistance Movement...they'll have to hunt 'em down to every last little hole and inn...confiscate all the leaf and beer...and set up a new tryant in place of Sharkey. Ack! The orcs in their jackboots are busting in on my Hobbit-hole. Agghh! Take that, you nasty foul dwimmerliks...
97 posted on 03/04/2002 12:27:24 PM PST by Cleburne
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To: Constitution Day
We LOVE fireworks!
98 posted on 03/04/2002 12:30:50 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Constitution Day
Haven't you heard? We are tough as nails in a pinch, but we hate to be put in pinches!
99 posted on 03/04/2002 12:32:01 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: tacticalogic
Burning hair smells bad enough. I can only imagine (and probably don't want to) what buring foot hair smells like.
100 posted on 03/04/2002 12:38:03 PM PST by The_Victor
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