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Actually, you have that exactly right, fellow dog of an infidel.

You see, Muslims love us so much, that they know instinctively by the light that shines through Muhammed, may Peace be upon Him, as through a lens by which Q'uran is read, that you, swine-eating infidel that you are, would be much better off dead as a slave to a worthy Muslim in Firdous, than to remain an obstinate, earthly insult to the will of Allah, who asks only your sincere submission to that will.

Furthermore, if a Muslim comes to his own death in his efforts to bring Islam's divine love to a neighborhood near you, dying on Jihad, he goes straight to Paradise, being assigned the requisite slaves and virgins. If you are one of those advanced, moderate Muslims who regularly posts on FR, one supposes these two categories may be streamlined in the interests of efficiency, one entity presumably serving both purposes.

So here are your choices, fellow dogs of infidels: Submit to the Will of Allah as revealed by His Prophet, Muhammed, may Peace be upon Him, whereupon you will be showered with the Love of Allah. Or, die, so that you may submit to the Will of Allah (Who will still Love You) as a slave to the faithful in Paradise.

Either way, Islam brings Peace through Divine Love. O, BTW, I don't mean to oversimplify, there is an intermediate step: Refusing to submit to The Will of Allah could mean you might possibly have to become an earthly slave for a while, or pay horrendous taxes, or have no rights. But look at the bright side, infidel dog, that earthly pain is only temporary.

I truly do simplify here, as this is only one school of Islamic thought. It is probably only energetically practiced by, oh say a mere 5% of Muslims worldwide. That's only 75 Million people, give or take a dozen million here or there. Then there's probably only another 5-or-8%, that support these hotheads with cash, cover, and access to explosives and weapons-grade uranium.

If any of my fellow Americans are of the Muslim persuasion, and feel insulted by the remarks above, get off your collective ass and initiate drastic reform of the killer religion to which you subscribe. Do so, and I will apologize to you at high noon in Sears' Window on Main Street of any 10 towns in the US you name. And if you are a Muslim and not a citizen, get out of town, now.