I'm thinking there must be a limerick there somewhere...
There once was a terrorist named Moho
Who blew himself up in a Fahtwo
He thought for his pain
Fair maidens he'd gain
But instead got White Raisins from Fresno
Your wish is my command...
There once was a cleric named mullah
who preached of jihad to abdullah
have many virgins he said
right after your dead
but just raisins for abdullah the fulah